Model Cars Gifts

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

'... and that one is yours!'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

Remote control pirate bully

The Style of Elements

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Alien Beauty Magazine

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

That every day look.

'Are you done yet?'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Model Building

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

Girl's weight issues.

Amanda Seyfried

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

"Fashion Week"

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."