Model Makers Gifts

Reduced for Quick Sale.

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Piracy on a boating lake

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

We're putting on a subtraction.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

That every day look.

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Are you done yet?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Model Building

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Fashion Week"

Girl's weight issues.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Scientists building a tower

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Amanda Seyfried

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."