Model Making Gifts

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

Epoxymoron

A man holds a model ship and a toilet plunger

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'I am sorry son but we have been hit by metal thieves.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Model Village Toilets

Lilliput Double Glazing

'Forty-nine cents a tube... that's two cents a sniff.'

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

Train Sets.

Figure Drawing Session

Architect

Piracy on a boating lake

Origami For Beginners

'The flight is delayed a bit due to increased security measures.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Model wilderness

Richard Serra works on a Maquette.

"It's 1:1,000th scale."

"This town ain't big enough."

"And this is Greg who's working on our new business model."

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'I got that ship out of that bottle for you grandpa.'

Friar's Balsa

Ship Modelers in Damnation