Model Maker Gifts

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Self-Made Man.

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

These cities aren't going to reimagine themselves.

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Green Peace.

Architect

"Today Chuckie is going to show us his scale mode that depicts the current state of American's infrastructure..."

"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."

"I woke up this morning and someone had dumped a ton of Lego bricks in my garden!"

"Young Frankenstein"

The Style of Elements

The Hobby Store

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Piracy on a boating lake

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

We're putting on a subtraction.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'