Model Master Gifts

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"Young Frankenstein"

'They all want to play the star.'

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Piracy on a boating lake

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Dialogue

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

That every day look.

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Are you done yet?'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Model Building

Fake fur coat and no knickers

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Scientists building a tower

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'