Model Master Prints

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"Young Frankenstein"

'They all want to play the star.'

The Style of Elements

George Michael

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Dialogue

Piracy on a boating lake

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

Robbie Williams

Karaoke night.

Model Building

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Are you done yet?'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

That every day look.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

"Fashion Week"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Amanda Seyfried

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them