Mold Master Prints

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Remote control pirate bully

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Michail Glinka

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Biocafeteraologist

Giuseppe Verdi

Prince

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Musicians.

Germ Home

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

A man working on a model airplane

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Trumpet

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'