Mold Master T-Shirts

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Remote control pirate bully

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Michail Glinka

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Prince

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Biocafeteraologist

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Giuseppe Verdi

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Musicians.

Germ Home

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'

A man working on a model airplane

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Trumpet

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal