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"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'You don't have your stuff today, Philip. I'm taking you out ... Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.'

What My Day Feels Like

The Brothers Grime

Rock Climber

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"I am not asking for directions."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Mulch madness"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'