Mound Master Mugs

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'You don't have your stuff today, Philip. I'm taking you out ... Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.'

What My Day Feels Like

The Brothers Grime

Rock Climber

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"I am not asking for directions."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'