Mower Master T-Shirts

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

What My Day Feels Like

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"I am not asking for directions."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Keen gardener.

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Lawrence of Suburbia

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

One Man and Two Trucks