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"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"Tommy!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

UFO Shelter

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Keen gardener.

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Learning.

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

UFO

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

Think Snow

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

Any snow last night?

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

'Wait, wait, stop!'

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."