Plow Master Mugs

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"Tommy!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

UFO Shelter

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Keen gardener.

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Learning.

Yehudi Menuhin.

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

UFO

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

Any snow last night?

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

Think Snow

Paul Lawrie

'Wait, wait, stop!'