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"Tommy!"

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Important Muscles.

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Carpenter

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

Anabolic Steroids

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

Football - How's my Diving?

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

Shoveling Snow

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

Supermarket customer types.

I love badminton.

Carpenter

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"Kkerching."