Saw Master T-Shirts

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Carpenter

Carpenter

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Tommy!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

Sawrd Fighting

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Ice Sculpting Class.

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Claw Machine Head

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"Wrong driving range, dummy."

"One More Swing."

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

How you keep toolbox so organized?

'Which do you prefer being called...'rich' or job creator'?'