Saw Master Pillows

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Carpenter

Carpenter

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Tommy!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

Sawrd Fighting

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

Claw Machine Head

Ice Sculpting Class.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

"One More Swing."

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

'Which do you prefer being called...'rich' or job creator'?'

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

"Blah blah blah. . ."

Reindeer with swiss army knife for antlers

"Thanks for helping me to move house sarge."