Mow Master T-Shirts

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

What My Day Feels Like

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"I am not asking for directions."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Important Muscles.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Lawrence of Suburbia

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

What if cats talked dirty...

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"We may be overfeeding the cat."