Pruning Master T-Shirts

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Bed Spread"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Dogs are men."

'Your Grounded!'

"What can I say? I was an English major."

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"It's called being preemptive."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

Barbed Pen

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