Pruning Master Pillows

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Bed Spread"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'Your Grounded!'

"Dogs are men."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Barbed Pen

"It's called being preemptive."