Pruning Perfectionist Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their gardening space with a pillow that honors their love for perfect pruning. A cozy reminder of their horticultural finesse.

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

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Dispose of unproductive fruit trees. mockup

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

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"It's called being preemptive."

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This is NOT 'nipping out'.

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Garden Art

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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos." mockup

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

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"First time pruning?"

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Bullseye!

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'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.' mockup

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

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Surreal ale

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'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?' mockup

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

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"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much." mockup

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

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"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass." mockup

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

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'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?' mockup

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

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"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum." mockup

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

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"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?" mockup

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

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Deadlines, Inc.

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'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?' mockup

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

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"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine." mockup

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

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'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?' mockup

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

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"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..." mockup

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

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"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death." mockup

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

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'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.' mockup

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

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Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy mockup

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

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Quality Contorl.

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A tailor measuring a jacket.

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'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?' mockup

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

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"It needs a lot of editing."

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Job Security

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Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

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Ventriloquist's fete

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'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

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"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way." mockup

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

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Pruning Perfectionist Pillows Collection

Pruning Perfectionist Mugs

Discover our collection of pruning perfectionist mugs and celebrate their gardening mastery with humor and style — perfect for coffee, tea, or plant love.

Pruning Perfectionist Prints

Decorate their gardening space with our art prints celebrating pruning mastery — stylish, inspiring, and perfect for any plant lover.

Pruning Perfectionist T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts designed for pruning perfectionists—show off their horticultural passion with witty and stylish outfits for garden days or casual outings.