Piercing Perfectionist Pillows

Add a touch of humor and style to their space with pillows that celebrate the meticulous and inventive spirit of piercing perfectionists—comfortable, witty, and uniquely personal.

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'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.' mockup

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

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Punk Reindeer

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'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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This is NOT 'nipping out'.

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Surreal ale

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Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart mockup

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

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'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!' mockup

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

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'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.' mockup

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

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"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow. mockup

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

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Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?' mockup

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

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'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.' mockup

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

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"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?" mockup

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

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Dispose of unproductive fruit trees. mockup

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

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I love Marimba

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"Just a drop."

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Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother. mockup

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

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"It's called being preemptive."

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Quality Contorl.

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'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.' mockup

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

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'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...' mockup

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

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Punk Angel

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Orange navel has ring

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Ventriloquist's fete

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I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it... mockup

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

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"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night." mockup

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

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Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.' mockup

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

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Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

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'He has a great left hook,'

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'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!' mockup

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

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'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!' mockup

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

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Piercing Perfectionist Pillows Collection

Piercing Perfectionist Mugs

Discover mugs that celebrate the sharp, creative edge of piercing perfectionists—perfect for their desk or morning routine.

Piercing Perfectionist Prints

See art prints that capture the inventive spirit of piercing perfectionists—perfect for decorating their space with a touch of humor and style.

Piercing Perfectionist T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts with witty designs inspired by the artistic and meticulous nature of piercing perfectionists—ideal for everyday wear or as a statement piece.