Piercing Artist Pillows

Tree piercings.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

A Tongue Stud.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

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'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."