Piercing Enthusiasts Pillows

'Wow, I love your new piercing.'

Ears pierced

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

Punk Reindeer

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Back to School

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Check out our nose ring special for the bull market investor.

'Kids today!'

Tree piercings.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."