Piercing Fanatics Pillows

'Hey, Chuck! I just beat your record of 20 piercings! This gal here has 22!'

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

You're Out Of Order

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

A Tongue Stud.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Whack a Marimba

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"Like I said, there's no commandment specifically banning body piercings or facial tattoos - it's just not recommended."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea