Piercing Aficionados Pillows

Piercings

A man with a nose ring walking his dog

Worm Punks

Piercing Wedding - With these rings, I thee wed.

Kids today!

"Look, you've got a nice smile and some cool piercings. You just need to work on your personality."

Tattoo Parlour: No Personality? Come in and buy one.

Punk Reindeer

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Tree piercings.

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea