Piercing Aficionados Gifts

'Teenagers!'

Piercings

A man with a nose ring walking his dog

Worm Punks

Piercing Wedding - With these rings, I thee wed.

Kids today!

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"Look, you've got a nice smile and some cool piercings. You just need to work on your personality."

Tattoo Parlour: No Personality? Come in and buy one.

Punk Reindeer

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Kids today!'

Tree piercings.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea