Piercing Admirer Gifts

I've got half a mind to get one. As my old man would say...that's probably all you'd need.

"No I haven't had my lip pierced"

'Teenagers!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Punk Reindeer

Pet Cemetery.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Cybervegan Caf

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"