Piercing Admirer Gifts

I've got half a mind to get one. As my old man would say...that's probably all you'd need.

"No I haven't had my lip pierced"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'