Piercing Fanatic Gifts

Man with lots of piercings thinking "ow!ow!ow!ow!...."

Punk Angel

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

Teen pulls friend's eyebrow ring to get him to speak.

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

A Tongue Stud.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Whack a Marimba

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Pinocchio gets a piercing.