Piercing Fanatics Gifts

Punk Reindeer

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

A Tongue Stud.

You're Out Of Order

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Whack a Marimba

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.