Piercing Fans Gifts

"He had himself pierced once too often."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

'Let me get this straight - you did that to yourself!'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

Musician hurts his nose.

'It's a Marimba!'

Cybervegan Caf

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"