Piercing Fan Gifts

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'You're not going to believe the day I've had.'

'You nonconformists are all the same.'

Person springing a leak after body piercing

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

'This isn't working. They're going to see the nose ring eventually.'

"I'm thinking about getting my nose pierced next."

"A coupon for 20 percent off on a navel piercing?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Musician hurts his nose.

Cybervegan Caf

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)