Piercing Fan Mugs

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'You're not going to believe the day I've had.'

'You nonconformists are all the same.'

Person springing a leak after body piercing

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

'This isn't working. They're going to see the nose ring eventually.'

"I'm thinking about getting my nose pierced next."

"A coupon for 20 percent off on a navel piercing?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Punk Reindeer

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Musician hurts his nose.

'It's a Marimba!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'