Body Piercing Fan Gifts

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Hairstyles

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Musician hurts his nose.

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'It's a Marimba!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.