Body Piercing Fan Pillows

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

'Teenagers!'

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"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Hairstyles

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

Orange navel has ring

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'It's a Marimba!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Musician hurts his nose.

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Oh, that's genius!

"Like I said, there's no commandment specifically banning body piercings or facial tattoos - it's just not recommended."