Body Enhancement Fan Pillows

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Buns Of Veal.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Plank

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Dying your hair red at home

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"Supersize me."

'I know we're on planet earth but what planet are you on?'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

"Sit down Fred!"

Massage Mushroom Cloud

'You're doing it wrong!'

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'