Facial Rejuvenation Fan Pillows

Face Lift

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"You must be new around here, pardner."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

I feel like he's undressing me and checking for irregular moles with his eyes. Dating a dermatologist.

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

Massage Mushroom Cloud

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

"You've got some beard in your food."

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

"You end up with the face you can afford."

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

Comedy, Tragedy, Beardy

Budget Toupees.

sleeping teeth

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'