Cosmetic Treatment Fans Pillows

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

An evolutionary turning point.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

"You've got some beard in your food."

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'Jungle hair.'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

Comedy, Tragedy, Beardy

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

sleeping teeth

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."