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"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Hairstyles

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"You must be new around here, pardner."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

An evolutionary turning point.

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

"You've got some beard in your food."

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'Jungle hair.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Beardy

World Records Office.

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

Budget Toupees.