Cosmetic Surgery Fan Pillows

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"You end up with the face you can afford."

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"Another face lift! What are they going to do this time - try jacking it up..."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Surgery Instructions.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

"You've got some beard in your food."

Dr. Potato Head

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

Somebody had a face-lift.

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'