Plastic Surgery Fan Pillows

'In my country, I'm all for the marriage of bleach and silicone.'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

DIY marriage counseling.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

Surgery Instructions.

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"Try taking baby steps."

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

Last chance for dream analysis.

How long have you had these delusions about being important to a call centre?

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

'The fact is, we can't seem to agree about ANYTHING!' 'Rubbish!'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

'Shoo fly, shoo fly! That's all I hear whole day long! It's depressing...'