Plastic Surgery Fan Pillows

'In my country, I'm all for the marriage of bleach and silicone.'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

DIY marriage counseling.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

Surgery Instructions.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"Try taking baby steps."

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

You're a sham, Al. In truth, I'm a mere shadow of my former sham, doctor. I was hoping you might help me get back to my old fake self.

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

Last chance for dream analysis.

'Shoo fly, shoo fly! That's all I hear whole day long! It's depressing...'

F&E Psychiatry Clinic. It's a tough case --- He thinks he's delusional but except for that he's not.

How long have you had these delusions about being important to a call centre?