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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

DIY marriage counseling.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

The Reaper's Arms

Surgery Instructions.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

Easter bunny Island.

Therapy for the cow dependent

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

"Try taking baby steps."

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.