Dental Fan Pillows

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"Wake up."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

Massage Mushroom Cloud

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

"You've got some beard in your food."

Dentist.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

'Boy, that's a bold new look.'