Dental Fan Gifts

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"Wake up."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Terry Wogan

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

Massage Mushroom Cloud

Dentist.

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

"People usually see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or something' but..."

"The disc jockeys creep me out, but you can't deny that they play great music..."

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

"You've got some beard in your food."

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'