Teeth Whitening Fan Gifts

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

sleeping teeth

Budget Toupees.

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

The Thumbkin Myth is Born

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth."

"My hair is taking too long to grow so let's shorten my face."

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

'Did you have it professionally done or did you use those tusk whitening strips?'

"That's your twelve o' clock arrived."

Joe's Brush With Death.

Toast Tanning

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

Face Lift

'Yeah, he got rid of the crow's feet... but I can still see the tracks!'

"Apologies for my barking, Janet. I didn't recognize you without your foundation makeup, wig, ridiculously fake eyelashes and caterpillar eyebrows." "Dude's got a point."