Teeth Whitening Fan Gifts

Have you tried white strips?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

"I used some of that striped toothpaste you suggested. Now I've got striped teeth."

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

Budget Toupees.

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

sleeping teeth

The Thumbkin Myth is Born

"My hair is taking too long to grow so let's shorten my face."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth."

'Did you have it professionally done or did you use those tusk whitening strips?'

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

"That's your twelve o' clock arrived."

Joe's Brush With Death.

Where powdered milk comes from...

Toast Tanning

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

Face Lift

'Yeah, he got rid of the crow's feet... but I can still see the tracks!'