Cosmetic Dentistry Fan Gifts

'Did you have it professionally done or did you use those tusk whitening strips?'

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Hairstyles

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Barber of Seville

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

Holstein spotting kit.

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

Lipstick hiccups

Dentist.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

An evolutionary turning point.

'Dude, you really need braces.'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

sleeping teeth

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

"My hair is taking too long to grow so let's shorten my face."

"That's your twelve o' clock arrived."