Dermatology Fan Gifts

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Middle East peace lesson.

Trump and President Xi

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Trading Insults

Meeting between USA and North Korea

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'

I feel like he's undressing me and checking for irregular moles with his eyes. Dating a dermatologist.

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

Trump and Kim Jong un

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"The world would be a better place if everyone just thought the way I do."

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'I agree with all the points... except for you right to exist of course...'

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

Dr. Potato Head

Normalization of relations Cuba and USA

Negotiating over a gulf.

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Sharks around Ukraine

'Here, guys...take a lighter!'