Dermatology Devotees Gifts

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Too much concealer?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

PROBLEM AREAS

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pop Culture for Teens

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

New Twenty Blades

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'You do Botox?'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Botox...'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"