Skin Health Fan Gifts

I feel like he's undressing me and checking for irregular moles with his eyes. Dating a dermatologist.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Desert Dermatologist

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Hairstyles

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Football fans in corona times

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

Auto Repair. I'm just taking it in for a few adjustments. A visit to the car-o-practor!

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

"You may hear a few wise cracks."

A dermatologist swats a bug on a patient's back

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"You end up with the face you can afford."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

How does that feel? Inaccupuncture.

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

"My hair is taking too long to grow so let's shorten my face."

'He must be allergic to measles. He's come out in spots.'

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