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The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Hairstyles

Tortoise polishing his shell

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

Hole Sale

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'Science will never find a cure for the common cold, That's all the job security I need,'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

"Looks like you're already familiar with the side effects."

Podiatrist

Dog at the Returns Desk

"These antidepressants should help with your natal Saturn-Pluto conjunction."

sleeping teeth