Foot Care Fan Gifts

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

Podiatrist

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Hairstyles

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You've got lot toe!'

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

Shoe Whore

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

'You ask him to leave.'

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

Pumice Stone Accidents.

Alligator shoes.

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

"I'm fairly sure you're supposed to take them off first."

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

'I'm a podiatrist, but I wouldn't say a chiropractor is my arch rival.'

As it turned out, Fred's painful tilt towards idiotic right-wing politics was easily corrected.