Foot Care Fan Pillows

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

Podiatrist

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Hairstyles

Tortoise polishing his shell

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You've got lot toe!'

Cutting Toenails.

'You are pigeon toed.'

Shoe Whore

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Corn and Bunion plants.

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

'You ask him to leave.'

Pumice Stone Accidents.

Alligator shoes.

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

'Jungle hair.'